Chez High Moon Studios on a bien compris comment fonctionnait la faculté de Deadpool à traverser le quatrième mur, et pour fournir le descriptif du jeu qu'il développe sur lui, ils ont laissé le mercenaire le présenter.
DEADPOOL™
A NOTE FROM DEVELOPER HIGH MOON STUDIOS
You may be wondering why our game character is writing his own
fact sheet. Our team also wondered and wasn’t all that aware of who DEADPOOL
was until this red-suited, katana-wielding Marvel Super Hero burst
through our door. But after a quick chat over some tacos and some
“accidental” gunplay, we decided that he was indeed awesome and wondered
no longer. BURP.
THANKS, HIGH MOON! AND NOW, ON TO MY FACT SHEET OF FUN FACTOIDS ABOUT DEADPOOL!
ABOUT ME, DEADPOOL!
Helllloooooo journalistos! Couple things I’d like to get off
my chest: Everyone knows I’m the coolest comic book character in the
universe – a mercenary for hire with a super charged healing factor the
ladies love. I run my mouth – so what? Some say I’m unstable but I’m
very stable. (Yep, totally stable) …except for the
voices in my head… (What about that time we beat the dude with his own
arms?) (That doesn’t count – he had it coming.) And if you want to know
what gets me going in the mornings, it’s chimichangas!
(MmmmmWfffmmmmwfmmahmmm- oh Chimichangas) WHOA, I feel better now. I
also love to talk, especially to you!
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION OF MY GAME STUFF:
I, DEADPOOL, am here to tell you about all the
awesomeness that is my new video game! That’s right – I’ve taken over
High Moon Studios in order to develop the world’s first-ever video game
dedicated to yours truly, ME – DEADPOOL! You may know
me as the “Merc with a Mouth,” which means there will be plenty of ME
talking to YOU in the game, along with ALL of my favorite things:
katanas, big guns (and not just these amazing arm muscles – check!),
hot chicks, cameos from some of my X-MEN friends (ooh, spandex!),
chimichangas, bouncy houses, and of course…ME!!! I also “invited” my
old Marvel pal Daniel Way, who’s put together some of my zaniest comic
book adventures ever, to give my DEADPOOL video game a
story that pays tribute to ME more than ever! So what are you waiting
for? Go write amazing chocolatey editorial goodness about my DEADPOOL game!!!
MY KEY FEATURES OF ME:
- You Get to Play ME – DEADPOOL! Bored after
years of stealing the show as part of an ensemble cast, I’m finally
delivering what all my loyal fans have asked for – nay, DEMANDED – an
entire video game featuring me and what I want to do…or what I want you
to do to me…no, wait, as me. That includes appearances by some of my
X-MEN friends - Not ‘cuz I need help (I don’t), but ‘cuz Marvel paid me
to (wink). I might have made a few changes so you see things like I
do. (You can thank me later, Psylocke.)
– So Many Shiny Toys, So Little Time! No
video game of mine would be complete without a lot of shiny new guns
(bang!), blades (poke!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack!) and a
buttload of other things for me to play with! To capture all of my good
sides, I made High Moon Studios make a third-person action game – and
yes, my bottom is my best side.
- An All-New Full Frontal Pictorial Story About Me! My Marvel writing hostage
buddy Daniel Way (Secret Invasion, Dark Reign) and I have been through
many life-changing things together, including visits to a lot of
authentic taco stands. (Free life lesson: If it’s hot going in, it’ll
be HOT coming out!) Daniel has put together a story that shows off my
specialness like never before!
- Fourth Wall…Schmourth Wall!!! – I like
breaking walls, especially the fourth one! Why play a game about me
when we can’t even talk to each other? I like you. Don’t you like me?
Let’s get married. Why are you ignoring me? FINE!!! I’m breaking up
with you! I miss you so much. Let’s get back together. Hold me…(and
that was just a taste…).
- Did I Mention This is a DEADPOOL Video Game? This is a DEADPOOL
video game! That means you get to enjoy over-the-top-poop-your-pants
action, smokin’ hot babes and tacos! Not necessarily all together or in
that order. (What about that time when…?) Hey! NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Publisher: DEADPOOL! (with some cashola I borrowed from Activision Publishing, Inc.)
Developer: DEADPOOL! (but I’m letting High Moon Studios help)
Release Date: 2013 (See, the world doesn’t end this year)
Platforms:
Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft
PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system
(Wow, that’s a mouthful! Thanks, legal eagles – for those circle R thingy’s and looooong names)
Suggested Retail Price: I suggest you wait and see!
ESRB Rating:
“RP” (Rating Pending)
Expected “M” (For Mature…or MOOBS, or Merc with a Mouth, or …)